Exactly What Is A Dragon?

“	If you're Dr. Snakes, I hope that you keep in mind. I'm no longer a snake. The perfect force of Sage helped me shed my skin again...AND I'M A DRAGON NOW!	”
—Kabuto

Alright folks, this is my most random blog ever...after this one, of course, but, this has been bugging me.

Recently, we've been treated to some real good Naruto chapters. And, in one of the more recent ones, Kabuto entered his Sage Mode. We've seen what it looks like now.

You know, what you used to check your closet for as a little child?

Now, we would have just thought this was Snake Sage mode. It had been made on Naruto fanon awhile back, but, if I remember, it wasn't like that...horrendous thing we just saw. But, to poor salt in the gaping wounds...he's a dragon now.

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A dragon. Since when does a snake equal a dragon? Since when does a Dragon look like that!? This is kind of insulting to me (which is overboard, I know), because, I have a char who summons Dragons. Those are dragons.

I'm sorry this has been pointless and led nowhere, but I just don't get it. I know you have to make Kabuto seem legitimately threatening Kubo (Kishi), but snake to dragon? >-< You could have at least made him draconian...and dropped the snake themes altogether when he transformed...then I'd get it a bit more, but, he is literally just a walking snake, I see nothing dragon-like about him, at all.

These are Dragons.

See those?? Now look at this.

This is in no way a Dragon. I will give all of you a cookie if you tell me how this is in any way Dragon.

Yeah...that's what constitutes a dragon now folks. I'mma just go drink some weed.